John Fox "Surf Report & Snow White" Comedy Classics Show #77

Here is one of my favorite comics, John Fox, best known as a notorious road comic that worked a lot in the 80's. On this show he shares his famous Surf Report and Snow White comedy bits...sure to make you laugh!

Transcript

Jill Edwards: 0:02

Stand up comedy, your host and emcee presents, comedy appetizers, a podcast where you will find short comedy sets, stories and funny bits from the famous. Not so famous. Here's your host and emcee Scott Scott Edwards.

Scott Edwards: 0:23

Hey everybody, welcome to Comedy appetizers. I got some great stand up comedy for you a blast from the past one of the our favorite road comics ever. John Fox was famous, if not notorious as a road comic. Not particularly clean but always fun. Here is his famous surf report. Enjoy.

John Fox: 0:45

I live in Los Angeles and I'm here from Los Angeles hello people on vacation Are you from Los Angeles somebody else? Fairfax you're a muffler la different Sacramento and turn on radio in Sacramento you get news weather and sports in Los Angeles you get news weather sports and the surf report right here does on radio delivered by these kids with an IQ level about a grade lower than being dip these kids come out like this is Scott and Santa Monica body weighs three to four feet and a really radical so come on down and get some rose. I heard a Newport This is gunky and Newport body waves are three to four feet and they're almost primo bitchin so come on down and catch some rays or things in San Francisco Charles for San Francisco the waves are so gnarly like it's it's rough my nipples get real sore my balls get real swollen it just scares me so why don't students come on down to catch some rays or some bills or some Rodgers some sometimes I think I do that too good you know here's the black guy surfing at the beach. I'd like their surf report from Oakland said David is wrong the way is out here about nine these ways will kick your ass right I was out there yesterday. So bleached out WHY DO YOU KNOW fell off my board I lost my radio band rather told me that joke looked familiar you ever do this? You ever see somebody? No you're not sure what their name is like you know their name is Dick. Rick or Nick? Try and bluff your way through and call them ik Bob This is Eric my brother is an asshole the only person with worse credit to me is my brother. He's a financial disaster. We might be here now. Every family has a financial disaster. We voted my brother he's a winner. My brother needs a cosigner when he pays cash you call my brother up he has an answer phone a phone makes me a phone mates. Call my brother and his phone may goes okay this is Tommy really sorry about the checks all right. Gonna be sneaking around the bushes because I'm not home. I swear to God. He tries to borrow money from me or John let me 100 bucks. And I swear to God, I'm thinking what kind of collateral is this? How can you see a bank manager at his desk? Well, I'll tell you. You got no real or personal property here. He has swear to god Don't make me cross my heart I think we got a deal here that's good stuff I have a little kid little boy took my boy the other day to see snow white cuz I think it's very important for kids to to classics like going into when Ben Hur Porky's who named a kid Porky say naming your son meatloaf or something. The rock and roll star meatloaf there's a father with a sense of humor. This is my son meatloaf. Our daughter mashed potatoes and the dog Bob took my little boy sees no way. Now for those of you people in this audience who've never taken a child to see a Sunday afternoon matinee you're all gonna do it some of you probably already have let me set the scene so the rest of notes read for the big welcomes this gentleman Sunday afternoon 1pm We're in the station wagon we're headed for the mall. I'm already pissed No, we're not seeing deep road now sit out we get to the mall. We buy our tickets. I walk into the theater, I look around and I realized that there's 3 billion kids and two dads and they're both thinking doobies off the bottoms of their shoes. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very let me reiterate just one more time. very sentimental part of the film, isn't it Snow White is laying there asleep. music's playing the dwarves little birds little squirrels two dads it comes Prince Charming. walks up the Snow White lips up ahead is just about ready kisser I'd say. My boy stands up in yellow gold 440

Scott Edwards: 7:18

Nobody did comedy like John Fox. He was one of our favorite regulars. And it's just great to hear his voice again. Hey, thanks for listening to comedy appetisers. We'll be back next Friday with another short but fun comedy bit. Bye.

Jill Edwards: 7:34

Thanks for listening to this week's episode of comedy appetisers. Be sure to share with family and friends and we will see you this Sunday for our regular podcast, your host and emcee. And again next Friday for another episode of comedy appetizers. Bye