Andy Kindler "Audience of One" Show #19

Andy Kindler, star of "Everyone Loves Raymond" & "Late Night with David Letterman" has been a comic for decades, which led to regular drop-in appearances on both these and other shows. Very funny comic who now shares some of his funny!

Hosted by: R. Scott Edwards

Transcript

Jill Edwards: 0:02

Stand up comedy, your host and emcee presents, comedy appetizers, a podcast where you will find short comedy sets, stories and funny bits from the famous. Not so famous. Here's your host MC. Scott Edwards.

Scott Edwards: 0:23

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another special audience of one bonus episode and man we're in for a treat. This guy is one of the funniest and and industry comic. He's got some great insight stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome. Commack Andy Kindler.

Andy Kindler: 0:40

Thank you. Thank you very much. Wow. That's like a, I buy that I think I liked the sound of electronic lab. There's a real app. Folks, I call you for flying because there's nobody here. I just picked the show very excited about it. It's a takeoff on Starsky and Hutch. It's called peignoir, and kale. And it's about two cops, who always break the rules, except for this strict vegetarian diet. Change, walk and tell. Now I went to our fox store. I don't want people to buy this premise. Where I went to a block store. And I went to the counter. And the lady said to me, Do you want a second hand? I said Not on my watch.

Scott Edwards: 1:36

At a clock store.

Andy Kindler: 1:38

Clock store. Yes is imagine that. Don't go take it. That was a joke. Make sense? I always say to people, I was I'm very hangry. I know anybody else. Hangry today?

Scott Edwards: 1:50

Angry? Yeah. hungry and angry. Right?

Andy Kindler: 1:53

Yeah. So you get hungry. And and I'm angry. And I also often get annoyed. I get hungry. And I know. Right? And how annoying is my favorite dish over? Full restaurant? Sorry. I'm the only comic who starts there after the polls open. I've never gotten a good reaction to being very excited, though. Scientists just discovered they could see the black hole of my career, they finally have a picture. And if you look, if you look closely, you can see all of my gigs around the event horizon, getting sucked into the black hole of like the rear

Scott Edwards: 2:42

the plate that the universe has a place for you

Andy Kindler: 2:45

yet. Now, folks, if you still like I'm pretending like like I was on top of how many people still like Trump, but I did not like and my wife and I, we couldn't watch him. She didn't turn him up. We would watch anything to his voice. We would watch a Dateline where somebody drives their whole family off a cliff, just to take the edge off and Trump Well, that's the feel. And you know, we watch those shows. No, we say that we say to someone we stabbed like 50 times. It was a crime of passion. Maybe it was someone who had OCD about that. He suffered as he said, I'm counting 910 11 Wow,

Scott Edwards: 3:33

that's a great energy. That's great stuff, Andy. So it sounds like you're on your comedy toes.

Andy Kindler: 3:43

I'm writing a go. I need to get now.

Scott Edwards: 3:46

All right. Well, we'll get your book. Ladies and gentlemen, that was our special audience of one bonus episode with my friend Andy Kindler. Say Hi, Andy.

Andy Kindler: 3:56

Hi, Andy. I can't believe I get that joke. Hi, Andy. Oh, man, this response got really fun.

Jill Edwards: 4:03

Thanks for listening to this week's episode of comedy up at teasers. Be sure to share with family and friends and we will see you this Sunday for our regular podcast, your host and emcee. And again next Friday for another episode of comedy appetizers. Bye